:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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