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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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