i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
did i just pee glitter
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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