It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Randomize
