You're a womanizer and a bitch.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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