when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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