Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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