I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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