The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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