What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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