He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My vagina is officially offended.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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