Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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