I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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