Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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