did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Did I show you my penis last night?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
