another moral hangover. fuck.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Let's paint friendship bongs
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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