But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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