He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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