that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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