That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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