rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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