brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
