fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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