My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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