I'm gonna have a badass scar
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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