are you still at the devil's house?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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