Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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