Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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