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Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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