I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
is wine microwaveable?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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