i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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