So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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