The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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