I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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