Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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