with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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