please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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