This dress was meant to end up on your floor
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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