i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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