I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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