Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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