i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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