You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Also, beer. Big fan.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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