Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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