k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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