Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
tell me about the fingering
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