he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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