Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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