Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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