i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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