There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
