bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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